CPR – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

CPR – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


-Now tilt the chin… Mhmm, okay, good. Now pinch the nose and give 2 rescue breaths. (-blows) -Good, now continue the chest compressions. Good! Now- -Oh my god! I’m alive! I’M ALIVE! WHA- WHERE AM I?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARMS?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEGS?! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

100 thoughts on “CPR – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  1. I'm sorry but it's impossible to kill somebody with a pillow over their faceit's called breathing through your mouth I had somebody do that to me and I just breathe through my mouth

  2. Dem budget cuts, am I rite? You just have to make do with what you can get your hands on and cut some little things off from the corners to make it all just… Right…

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  5. Option 1: the kid has the power to bring dead things to life.

    Option 2: the teacher is a phycopath

    Option 3: the compony who "made" these dummys are phycopaths.

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